May 2013
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eyeslikecominghome:
a commercial for dominos was just on and i guess i was lovingly staring at the tv because my mom says to my dad “i wish you still looked at me like haley’s looking at that pizza”
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damonwells:
the xbox one looks like they had a really bad divide at board meetings deciding what it should look like, and couldn’t come to an agreement
nobrainslob:
grotle:
if you want to find the biggest asshole at a party, leave a acoustic guitar out
‘i don’t know if you’ve heard of this one’ *opening chords to wonderwall*
claydols:
i hate one direction fans so much i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one way
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craplos:
ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
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NO WAY IN,
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NO WAY OUT.
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88th:
is there proof of anyone winning a tumblr giveaway ever
whhoreo:
stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿
stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿
stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿
stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿
stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿
stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿
they saved this website from shutting down and they said they’re not changing anything so shut the fuck up (︶ω︶)
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screamsinsilence527:
avengerlicious:
So I’m re-reading Philosopher’s Stone and I finally notice something. The night Harry first finds the Mirror of Erised is Christmas night. Rowling wrote it so Harry gets to spend Christmas with his family.
My heart just broke
jonbutter:
“we accept the infinite we think we swear in this moment”
drarna:
i know you want to kill hitler, and we’re gonna do that! but it’s my time machine. so first, we go back to ‘96 and see space jam in theaters.
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